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4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: Two aliens look through the window of a house. One of them goes, "This must be the alpha species of the planet." 2. Panel: They present an alien gift to an orange cat who sits on the top of a couch and say "We come in peace." 3. Panel: The alien gift sits next to the cat who looks at the it. 4. Panel: The cat pushes the gift off the couch.

Aug 13

Alpha Species

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: In a public restroom, the Grim Reaper strides toward a man washing his hands, thinking, "Your time has come" while a strip of toilet paper trails from the Reaper's own shoe. Panel 2: The cheerful man points and says, "Hey, pal. You got some toilet paper on your shoe there." Panel 3: The Reaper glances down and mutters, "Uhm... Thanks." Panel 4: As the man strolls out into the sunshine, the embarrassed Reaper quietly crosses his name off a long list.

Aug 11

Happily Forever After

Panel 1: A couple relaxes in a wooden hot tub when a "Plopp" rings out; the man asks the woman, "W-was that you?" Panel 2: She says, "What? No... someone must've..." as a small turd bobs in the water. Panel 3: Cut to a cheerful salesman in an infomercial: "Welcome to Turd in a Pool. Our service is simple," beside the number 1-800-TURD-IN-A-POOL. Panel 4: He explains, "We will discreetly place a turd in a pool." Panel 5: "Why, you ask? Why not?!" Panel 6: Pointing at the camera, he adds, "Don't a

Aug 9

TURD NOW!

A whimsical illustration of a large red spider with long, thin arching legs and big round white eyes, hunched over an open book on the grass. The spider is intently reading a chapter; the book's page reads "How to befriend a fly" and shows a small sketch of a fly alongside lines of text. Two pale blue crayon-drawn clouds float in the sky above.

Aug 7

How to Befriend a Fly

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A professor in a lab coat stands beside a tall robot in a grassy field and says, "What a beautiful flower." Panel 2: She sighs, "Why am I even telling you this..." Panel 3: As she walks away, she adds, "You have no concept of beauty." Panel 4: Alone, the robot lovingly pulls out a framed photo of the professor and says softly, "Oh, Professor."

Jul 29

Diagnosed with no concept of beauty by the actual concept of beauty