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War and Peas

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Panel 1: The Grim Reaper stands at a man's door holding a potted seedling, "I hereby hand over your father's remains." Panel 2: the Reaper continues, "It was his final wish to be planted under this seedling, so that he will grow into a mighty tree," and hands the pot over. Panel 3: The man carries the little plant into his living room which is filled with brown, withered houseplants that clearly didn't make it. Panel 4: Sweating, he holds the seedling and thinks, "One last cruel joke, right, Dad

Sep 10

Black Thumb

Sep 9

Be the King of the road with our Anti Cars Stickers. All on one big sticker sheet!

Panel 1: Two dinosaurs gaze up at the sky as one says, "Look, Ronald! A shooting star!" while a fiery object streaks toward them. Panel 2: "Quick, make a wish!" the other urges as the blazing object grows closer. Panel 3: Gazing at each other, one dinosaur wishes, "I wish we could be together forever." Panel 4: A caption reads "150 million years later." In a modern home, a plastic laundry basket and a plastic water bottle recognize one another, "Barb, is that you?" "Ronald?" the two dinosaurs re

Sep 8

Reunited

Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man wearing a fedora watches TV. The screen says, "Hey, you at home!" Panel 2: The TV ad continues: "Are you being held captive by a group of raccoons and forced to play in their free-jazz band?" with a call-now number. Panel 3: The man picks up his phone and dials. Panel 4: A raccoon hand zips the TV off with a remote. Panel 5: The man sits surrounded by raccoons in a messy room. One hands him a bass. A raccoon says, "Back to trombonin' Mike." Mike gulps.

Sep 6

Back to trombonin', Mike.

Sep 2

You were put on this earth to shake what your mama gave you, but instead, you’re staring at a spreadsheet, wondering how many more years until retirement. We understand your pain and distilled it into this glittering, holographic sticker that’s tragic and iconic at the same time.